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“I just wanted to say, I saw the ice cube tip – and at first I thought "what? no way that can be pleasant!” but I tried it out of curiosity and holy. shit. My life has been changed for the better. It was amazing! I stuck a couple
From anon: Holy, shit. Okay, I’ve tried masturbating before, but couldn’t really get off from it. Being rather uneducated on the matter, I thought masturbating, if you had a vagina, was just pushing your fingers in and out, or using dildos or vibrators.
I wondered if a supernova ever looked back in its last moments and thought about all those pretty little worlds in its orbit, wept for the loss of them just before its light went out. I wept for mine. - Jean Kirschtein, Oblivion Yes hello I just finish
(M) Holy shit, this isn’t true for SOME people, but can be true for most. I myself went through a period where every day absolutely sucked, and I mean for about 5 years. I was just angry. I blamed the wrong things for what happened. I thought
darklittlefaun: huntershouse:nevthefool:huntershouse:At first I was like “holy shit it’s a person!”Then I looked again - HOLY SHIT IT’S TWO PEOPLE.I saw this earlier, and thought you were completely crazy, and it was just a lizard. Then I looked
marththebland: vondell-swain: marththebland: vondell-swain: galosengen: octopusoracle: if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia holy shit i thought inflation was bad when I was there it’s like postwar germany
vocaloidlily: reuniclustard: aradia-jones: puriinsu: avocado-slice: “Please don’t…" PLEASE CLICK THAT LINK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE THE -KUN MADE IT SOUND MORE MASCULINE HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HE BASICALLY CALLED HER A CUMSLUT
420life365: kittycat5160-me: itswhatilike69: Holy shit. She is loving it. At first I thought it was me!!! My fuck buddy sent this to me…. He misses me!!! Call my god that’s so hot me and my girl just watched it like four times
kawaiiyumehime: lightning-sexual: candyskies: aradia-jones: puriinsu: avocado-slice: “Please don’t…” PLEASE CLICK THAT LINK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE THE -KUN MADE IT SOUND MORE MASCULINE HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD /SCREAMING OMG. I THOUGHT
espikvlt: Even if I had no clue what Metroid was, or who Samus was, and just thought that was a cool shirt, why the fuck does that concern you so much in the first place?Like holy shit it’s a shirt??Is your nerd cred so threatened by women wearing
coachela: nighttimers: catoverlord: falcuntpunch: trust me, you want to watch this I JUST CACKLED SO FUCKING LOUD HOLY SHIT whatthe fuckis this you’re loosing weight while sucking his dick
caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH I thought it was just a long annoying post to be annoying, but ….
rudeboimonster: team-reverie: Scott Cawthon is so excited that he’s decided to release the full game early - it’s available now for ů.99 on Steam. can I just say holy shit that was quick I thought it wasn’t gonna be released until next year???
chuuyay: I love the BSD soundtrack but holy shit when Chuuya came in I just started laughing like who thought it was a good idea to add FUCKING TRUMPET MUSIC like it was some kind of superhero entrance. ‘Have no fear ladies and gents, for your hero,
127-lbs: the-jackals: tedbre: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH the first post ever on tumblr this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR
luxxyb: kawaiiyumehime: lightning-sexual: candyskies: aradia-jones: puriinsu: avocado-slice: “Please don’t…” PLEASE CLICK THAT LINK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE THE -KUN MADE IT SOUND MORE MASCULINE HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD /SCREAMING
sovereignphobia: Hey, before this gets WAY out of hand (Never expected more people to see it, holy shit), this is in no way my photo or anything. It’s something that made it to the front page of Reddit as well, and I just thought it was cool so I slapped
coffeeandcastiel: i-ran-over-oprah: OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY HOLY SHIT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOK RELATED BUT I GUESS NOT JESUS FUCK
rivai-regret-nothing: kawaiiyumehime: lightning-sexual: candyskies: aradia-jones: puriinsu: avocado-slice: “Please don’t…” PLEASE CLICK THAT LINK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE THE -KUN MADE IT SOUND MORE MASCULINE HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD
trelyate: xekstrin: vujon: after the rain, we walk the streets of the city #shut the FUCK UP Holy shit I was browsing tumblr on my phone last night and I saw this and thought it was real photos since the screen was all small? And then I was just
zooophagous: velolciraptor: fini-mun: This whole time I had no idea that a good deal of the raptor footage in Jurassic Park was actually people in suits. I HAD NO IDEA. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST REALLY GOOD PUPPETS AND CGI. IT’S PEOPLE IN SUITS. i want
lilithn: bugeyedfreaks: bugeyedfreaks: synkling: the powerpuff girls’ reboot is lookin’ great Holy shit, you’re not kidding. I thought it was just an edit but this is actually real! EDIT: IT GETS WORSE. HER LEG. Reblogging for the Sunday morning
lalunafae: huntershouse:nevthefool:huntershouse:At first I was like “holy shit it’s a person!”Then I looked again - HOLY SHIT IT’S TWO PEOPLE. I saw this earlier, and thought you were completely crazy, and it was just a lizard. Then I looked
roguetelemetry: haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted: myexternalmemory: thunderswarehouse: puublack: thathomestar: i always thought this was just a funny joke image that was photoshopped but then i actually searched it one day and Holy shit @myexternalmemory
tokyx-ghxul: huntershouse:nevthefool:huntershouse:At first I was like “holy shit it’s a person!”Then I looked again - HOLY SHIT IT’S TWO PEOPLE. I saw this earlier, and thought you were completely crazy, and it was just a lizard. Then I looked
huntershouse:nevthefool:huntershouse:At first I was like “holy shit it’s a person!”Then I looked again - HOLY SHIT IT’S TWO PEOPLE.I saw this earlier, and thought you were completely crazy, and it was just a lizard. Then I looked closely for
cokeflow: Do you ever smell a certain scent and you can remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when you were 8
judacris: psychopulse75: bugeyedfreaks: bugeyedfreaks: synkling: the powerpuff girls’ reboot is lookin’ great Holy shit, you’re not kidding. I thought it was just an edit but this is actually real! EDIT: IT GETS WORSE. HER LEG. Reblogging